I wrote this post for a "Not Me Monday" a couple weeks ago but now I finally have the opportunity to share it with the world!!!
I'll have new pictures next time when the computer that has my pictures on it is fixed. Until then I wanted to reassure everyone (when I say that I really mean myself) that I have in no way lost my mind and that I am a good mom.No, I have not lost my mind. I am always organized and together...you know that. I mean, Mary Paul was just recently potty trained so there's no way I forgot to pack an extra pair of panties when I took her to the doctor on Friday to see about a little chest cold. Since I didn't forget the spare pair of panties it did not matter when she pooped her pants as soon as we got there. I just pulled those extra undies out of my diaper bag because there is no way my little girl is going commando. No way. Also, being so prepared, I just put the dirty undies in a plastic bag, not an empty wipes bag. That would make it too difficult to to take out the dirty panties and result in having to throw said panties away.You know I have things under control, so on Saturday I didn't drive the kids, in their pajamas at noon, to get Chick-fil-A. Because you know me, you know that my kids nutrition is important therefore my youngest, sweet Ellie Jane, would never be constipated. It would not be possible that on Sunday my baby is pooping butter bean size poop that rolls around. Since she's not constipated, that rolling poop would never roll out of the diaper as I pick it up and into Ellie Jane's hair and proceed to get squished into her sweet baby hair. I give baths to make my kids smell good, not because they have poop squished in their hair. I'm too good for that.Finally, because I am on the ball, I would never go into Target, leaving the car unlocked with the keys on the dash in plain sight. As I mentioned before, healthy eating is important to me so I would never just get lunch at the Target snack bar because I always have lots of food at home from which to choose. My kids are always well behaved in public because I have taught them well (I mean, my husband is a deacon). So when I unbuckled Ellie Jane in her carseat it was just so she could stretch, not because she was having a fit. And I certainly remembered to buckle her back so I didn't find her sliding out of her carseat when I arrived home after the 4 mile drive from Target. Not me...I'm cool, calm and collected.
The continuing stories of Ryan, Bryan, Mary Paul, Ellie Jane and Daisy the Wonderdog
About Me
- Ryan
- I am happily married to Bryan. Yes, we have rhyming names. We have a sock eating dog named Daisy, a non-stop talker named Mary Paul, and a ball of energy named Ellie Jane. Life is wonderful.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Happenings
This will be a short post with lots of pictures. My mom is engaged and we are all excited for her!! Ellie Jane love to play on her tummy and loves, loves, loves toys. I have some pictures of Mary Paul's stages of misery and some of the girls in the backyard with Bryan. What a blessed life I lead.
My mom's engagement ring. Ellie Jane loves her Fischer-Price telephone.
My mom's engagement ring. Ellie Jane loves her Fischer-Price telephone.Monday, August 31, 2009
Of course I haven't lost my mind...I'm a great mom
I'll have new pictures next time when the computer that has my pictures on it is fixed. Until then I wanted to reassure everyone (when I say that I really mean myself) that I have in no way lost my mind and that I am a good mom.
No, I have not lost my mind. I am always organized and together...you know that. I mean, Mary Paul was just recently potty trained so there's no way I forgot to pack an extra pair of panties when I took her to the doctor on Friday to see about a little chest cold. Since I didn't forget the spare pair of panties it did not matter when she pooped her pants as soon as we got there. I just pulled those extra undies out of my diaper bag because there is no way my little girl is going commando. No way. Also, being so prepared, I just put the dirty undies in a plastic bag, not an empty wipes bag. That would make it too difficult to to take out the dirty panties and result in having to throw said panties away.
You know I have things under control, so on Saturday I didn't drive the kids, in their pajamas at noon, to get Chick-fil-A. Because you know me, you know that my kids nutrition is important therefore my youngest, sweet Ellie Jane, would never be constipated. It would not be possible that on Sunday my baby is pooping butter bean size poop that rolls around. Since she's not constipated, that rolling poop would never roll out of the diaper as I pick it up and into Ellie Jane's hair and proceed to get squished into her sweet baby hair. I give baths to make my kids smell good, not because they have poop squished in their hair. I'm too good for that.
Finally, because I am on the ball, I would never go into Target, leaving the car unlocked with the keys on the dash in plain sight. As I mentioned before, healthy eating is important to me so I would never just get lunch at the Target snack bar because I always have lots of food at home from which to choose. My kids are always well behaved in public because I have taught them well (I mean, my husband is a deacon). So when I unbuckled Ellie Jane in her carseat it was just so she could stretch, not because she was having a fit. And I certainly remembered to buckle her back so I didn't find her sliding out of her carseat when I arrived home after the 4 mile drive from Target. Not me...I'm cool, calm and collected.
No, I have not lost my mind. I am always organized and together...you know that. I mean, Mary Paul was just recently potty trained so there's no way I forgot to pack an extra pair of panties when I took her to the doctor on Friday to see about a little chest cold. Since I didn't forget the spare pair of panties it did not matter when she pooped her pants as soon as we got there. I just pulled those extra undies out of my diaper bag because there is no way my little girl is going commando. No way. Also, being so prepared, I just put the dirty undies in a plastic bag, not an empty wipes bag. That would make it too difficult to to take out the dirty panties and result in having to throw said panties away.
You know I have things under control, so on Saturday I didn't drive the kids, in their pajamas at noon, to get Chick-fil-A. Because you know me, you know that my kids nutrition is important therefore my youngest, sweet Ellie Jane, would never be constipated. It would not be possible that on Sunday my baby is pooping butter bean size poop that rolls around. Since she's not constipated, that rolling poop would never roll out of the diaper as I pick it up and into Ellie Jane's hair and proceed to get squished into her sweet baby hair. I give baths to make my kids smell good, not because they have poop squished in their hair. I'm too good for that.
Finally, because I am on the ball, I would never go into Target, leaving the car unlocked with the keys on the dash in plain sight. As I mentioned before, healthy eating is important to me so I would never just get lunch at the Target snack bar because I always have lots of food at home from which to choose. My kids are always well behaved in public because I have taught them well (I mean, my husband is a deacon). So when I unbuckled Ellie Jane in her carseat it was just so she could stretch, not because she was having a fit. And I certainly remembered to buckle her back so I didn't find her sliding out of her carseat when I arrived home after the 4 mile drive from Target. Not me...I'm cool, calm and collected.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
What Have We Been Up To?
We have been busy. We went on vacation with my family for a week, had a 4th of July party and everyday life. I attempted to attend a consignment sale with the girls...bad idea. That place was full of crazy moms with huge baskets full of clothes. I made to the costumes and let Mary Paul pick out a few for dress up. She chose piglet, a frilly yellow dress and her favorite, a cheerleading outfit. She is into twirling and the cheerleading skirt does not disappoint. Ellie Jane now loves her activity center. She also is downing baby oatmeal and pears. She has quite the appetite!!! Ellie Jane also has abs of steel and loves to hold her legs up and chew on her feet. Life is good.
Despite her tears, Ellie Jane did like her oatmeal and did a great job eating .

Ellie Jane loves her activity center. She can turn around and manipulate the toys.

This is Ellie Jane's superman pose. Note the abs of steel...perhaps she's doing pilates.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Seagrove Beach with the Thorntons
We went to Seagrove Beach a couple weeks ago with Bryan's family and had a blast!!! The girls loved the beach and both did very well on the road trip. We had such a nice time and loved being with our family!!! Thanks Mr. Mike and Ms. Cari for planning such a great week!!!!

Sunday, June 28, 2009
Vicks Vapor Rub
Can you blieve how big the girls are getting? Apparently Ellie Jane is very heavy and uncertain about whether or not Mary Paul can hold her..she can probably see the strain on Mary Paul's face. We went to the beach last week (pictures to come) but while I was getting ready Mary Paul decided to rub an entire tub of Baby Vick's Vapor Rub all over herself during naptime. She was the greasiest thing I've ever seen. It took almost an entire week to get her hair back to normal. 
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Happenings...
All is well in the Thornton household. I've been enjoying my two daughters so much!!! Ellie Jane spends most of the day awake. She loves to lie down and play on her activity mat. She is also very smiley!!! The only things Ellie Jane does not currently enjoy are dirty diapers and being hungry. Mary Paul continues to amaze me with how much she knows and can do. She currently loves to play Memory, High-Ho-Cheery-O and Candy Land. The other night at dinner, it started pouring down rain, but the sun was still shining. So, I jumped up, grabbed Mary Paul from the dinner table and ran outside to play in the rain on the deck. We had a blast and hopefully, made a memory. It was one of those moments when I felt like a great mom!!! Enjoy the pictures of the girls!!!
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