How to Eat a Doughnut

This is a public service announcement from Mary Paul. She felt it was time to show the world the correct way to eat a doughnut and enjoy it to its fullest.

Step 1. Use two hands to hold the doughnut, open wide and slowly take the first bite.
Step 2. Make sure to lick all the powder off of your lips so you can enjoy the delicious sweetness.

Step 3. Chew slowly and thoroughly so you do not choke.

Step 4. Rotate the doughnut so that you are taking bites in a counterclockwise direction.

Step 5. It's most important to eat the outside of the doughnut then the inside of the doughnut.

Step 6. Lick your fingers. Who cares if polite society says licking your fingers is rude.