About Me

I am happily married to Bryan. Yes, we have rhyming names. We have a sock eating dog named Daisy, a non-stop talker named Mary Paul, and a ball of energy named Ellie Jane. Life is wonderful.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

How to Eat a Banana, Ellie Jane Style

Ellie Jane loves to eat. She loves it. She eats everything and relishes every bite. Please, let Ellie Jane show you how to eat a banana and enjoy every bite.

1. Get a good grip on the banana (two hands is suggested) and make sure the whole banana is in your mouth.
2. Make sure you get a really big bite. No, it does not matter that you only have two teeth. More teeth would help, but two teeth is completely adequate.
3. This is more of a tip. If you only have two teeth, make sure to chew in the front of your mouth. Choking is not an option.
4. Chew as long as it takes. Enjoy all the delicious flavor of the banana.
5. After swallowing, repeat the process. Continue with the process until the whole banana is gone.
6. When all the banana is gone, you can try and lick the peel, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as the actual banana.

2 comments:

David, Samantha and Kaori said...

She looks suprisingly clean for eating that banana on her own. Licking the peal is gross!!! That 2nd pic is really cute.

Katie said...

cute!